10. Teach your parrot to say “this place is a dump!”, “polly wants a cracker!”.
9. Have every room painted a different super-bright color.
8. Don’t flush your toilets.
7. Don’t empty your diaper genie for 3 weeks.
6. Have 10 cats and 10 liter boxes all over the house.
5. Follow the buyers around all over the house as they are looking at it.
4. Leave your pit-bulls in the house, when agents come to show it.
3. Close all the blinds/curtains and keep all the lights off.
2. Have showing hours every other week for one hour between noon and one.
1. Overprice your house.
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