As you can only imagine, we see a lot of great property descriptions in our business. There are the typical ones, charming, cozy, all original, etc….
But now I’ve heard it all when I read this the other day – actually I was thinking “now there’s a good one that I am going to file away for future use!” (hee, hee..) Here it is…..“unhampered by customizations that you may not want.” I love it! Now we went to go see this house that was “unhampered” and I’ll tell you, it was not bad. Great pool in sunny front courtyard on a nice quiet street in Rolling Hills Estates (90274 – get your kids in the PV school system!) and yes, the house needs some work, but for $1,049,000 what do you want! Here’s the picture of “unhampered.”
That€™s a classic!!! I€™m going to remember it too. Another funny one I saw a while back was describing a real fixer in very poor condition. It advised agents not to show it to buyers with heart conditions or weak stomachs.
Comment by Marion Duffy — April 1, 2008 @ 9:24 pm