Top 10 Ways to NOT sell your house.

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10.  Teach your parrot to say “this place is a dump!”, “polly wants a cracker!”.

9.  Have every room painted a different super-bright color.

8.  Don’t flush your toilets.

7.  Don’t empty your diaper genie for 3 weeks.

6.  Have 10 cats and 10 liter boxes all over the house.

5.  Follow the buyers around all over the house as they are looking at it.

4.  Leave your pit-bulls in the house, when agents come to show it.

3.  Close all the blinds/curtains and keep all the lights off.

2.  Have showing hours every other week for one hour between noon and one.

1.  Overprice your house.